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Caught that two piece for running his mouth Fight

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u/Whyarewehere20 2d ago

I thought he was mad about the Ben Franklin name drop for a second there 🤣

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u/Ralfy_P 2d ago

LMFAO same. I literally started laughing so hard at that part

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u/FuckYeahPhotography 2d ago

It is the true reason. He just didn't want to play his hand so he used the 'bitch' comment as a smoke screen. Smart.

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u/Caked101 2d ago Rocket Like

Idk who either of these two are. "Fame" is getting out of hand. Both of them can fuck off.

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u/FuckYeahPhotography 2d ago Helpful All-Seeing Upvote Got the W Take My Power

Benjamin Franklin is the man on the 100 dollar bill, subsidized the French prostitution economy, and invented lightning.

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u/BULLM00SEPARTY 2d ago

He also discovered oxygen and photosynthesis

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u/Dewellah 2d ago

He invented lightning? How did he get it to wiggle across the sky like that? That's some pretty cool shit.

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u/PocketWaffler 2d ago

A special move called the Franky Wobble

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u/x014821037 2d ago I'll Drink to That

My boy Franky B, Benny Franks, the big B n F, capturing the power of light and shit

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u/JayLFRodger 2d ago

What did people breathe before he discovered it?

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u/Impressive-Ad1770 2d ago

They were spawn killed most of the time

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u/thisguy30 2d ago

He invented aging backwards too, right?

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u/TokiMcNoodle 2d ago

Youre thinking of Benjamin Button, Benjamin Franklin is that turtle that had that animated show on cable

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u/octopornopus 2d ago

You're thinking of Franklin the Turtle. Benjamin Franklin was a MASH surgeon, call sign Hawkeye.

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u/One_for_each_of_you 2d ago

You're thinking of Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce. Benjamin Franklin was the creator of the New Deal, the 32nd president of these United States.

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u/butter_deez-nips 2d ago

I second this. They both probably have shitty music too and they are like a fart in the wind they sound like shit then easily forgotten.

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u/Shadow0fnothing 2d ago hehehehe

FUCK BEN FRANKLIN BRO proceeds with ass beating

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u/they_are_out_there 2d ago

It’s like watching two little kids fight. Neither of them matter and nobody knows or cares who they actually are.

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u/strayakant 2d ago

This is what happens when you cancel jerry springer

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u/One_for_each_of_you 2d ago

You're a clown!

Well you're a bitch!

Ooooh you said the b word, now I'm gonna pop you in the eye.

Moooommmmmm!

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u/Zealousideal-Past851 2d ago

😭😭😭 frfr arguing over something that applies to the both 😭😭🫠

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u/luvinhughcock 2d ago

Yeah I thought he didn't know who Ben Franklin was, which absolutely wouldn't have surprised me.

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u/SleepingOrTired 2d ago

Who tf you calling Ben Franklin?

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u/snoryder8019 2d ago

I said go fly a kite bish

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u/fuzzyteeth69 2d ago

Everyone did

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u/Miserable-Diet-4082 2d ago

Nah On God😂😂 like damn ,Ben Franklin cuz trigger word or sum?

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u/YungChalino 2d ago

He’s a sleeper agent 😭😭

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u/MikeyWontLikeIt 2d ago

So yo check this out, I looked him straight in the eyes, I said, biiiiitch...

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u/tonelocMD 2d ago

I looked him STRAIGHT into the WINDOWS of his SOUL!!! and I said.... I said, I said

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u/LeeKaiji 2d ago Silver

iiiiiiiiii saaaiiiiid biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitcch

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u/CGVega 2d ago

you really said it tho?

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u/dream_of_me42 2d ago

Nah, yeah, I said it

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u/never_retire 2d ago

I said, I said

BIIIIIIIITCH!

if you wanted to go to Taylor's just tella brother you wanted to go to Taylor's

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u/Shtnonurdog 2d ago

But…you said “bitch”?!

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u/KnifeFightAcademy 2d ago

To his FACE?!

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u/stillray312 2d ago

Lol.

I looked her right in the window to her soul and I said biiiiiiiiiiiii….

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u/limitlessEXP 2d ago

You said bitch tho?

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u/Roddykins1 2d ago

Erm…….. uh…….. y-yeah

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u/Monso 2d ago

But like, you said it though, right??

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u/YonTheDon_ 2d ago

It ain't no thang * hugs tree *

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u/squatnbear 2d ago

I said I said

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u/yellowwithstripes 2d ago

👀 biiiiiiiitch

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u/Docmcdonald 2d ago

This little line just ties up the whole sketch together. Key and peele was truly genius.

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u/Local_Potato_9101 2d ago

I looked her dead in her eye muscles

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u/100110011011001 2d ago Gold

This is dumb as fuck

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u/Longjumping_Bug_7611 2d ago

But it gets the people engaged. Ratings never been this high - lets make a boxing podcast and call it "Radio"

Will take the world by storm!

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u/Hot----------Dog 2d ago

Jerry Springer did it first.

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u/Justin_with_a_J 2d ago

No one knows what it means it's provocative...... it gets the people GOING

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u/shiftycyber 2d ago

My dad says these are idiot contests and everyone is winning

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u/dongerhound 2d ago

I’ve had a guy threaten to beat me up for jokingly calling him “bitch,” just laughed him off, stupidest shit to get worked up over

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u/knightlok 2d ago Silver

If being called a bitch makes you act like that guy did, its because you’re a bitch lol

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u/ThisNameIsFree 2d ago

Ya, must've hit a bit too close to home.

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u/Runningoutofideas_81 2d ago

If you can’t knock someone out who is roughly the same size as you when you have the jump on them, and they are sitting in a chair…then you might actually be a bitch.

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u/cross-eye-bear 2d ago

Prison rules do not tolerate the word bitch. It's translated from there.

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u/Able-Log8768 2d ago

That guy went from looking 20 to 40

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u/Lac3dUp 2d ago

Indeed

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u/5549372729 2d ago

The emotional intelligence of toddlers.

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u/Bartendiesthrowaway 2d ago

Adult equivalent of "you're a baby!"

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u/cdpunk_ 2d ago I'll Drink to That Bless Up (Pro)

I don’t know who any of them are and I don’t care to.

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u/Wassuuupmydudess 2d ago

I was thinking the same, never heard of any of them

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u/Same-Joke 2d ago

But you have heard of Ben Franklin have you not?

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u/ButteryTunafish 2d ago

Ben Franklin doesn't know who he is bitch

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u/SabsWithR 2d ago

Who you callin a bitch!?!?

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u/jx2002 2d ago

I'm callin you a bitch

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u/PM_ME_DARK_MATTER 2d ago

fury of pillow-fists rain down upon you

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u/UnsaneInTheMembrane 2d ago

You can almost hear those punches make clown nose noises.

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u/gwumpybutt 2d ago

Nobody calls him Bitch, his rap name's Lil Ego

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u/faded_on_10 2d ago

One of them did make the dude start leaking

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u/MostBoringStan 2d ago

Not saying whether or not it was a strong punch, but just because it draws blood doesn't mean anything.

A glancing blow at the right angle can easily open up the eyebrow area, just because the edge of a bone is right there. The blow to his ego was likely much worse than the physical pain of it.

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u/GoArmyNG 2d ago

I don't think so. The other guy swings like a bitch and got mad over nothing.

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u/CrackerManDaniels 2d ago

Dudes watch sliced him not the fists of fury

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u/90_ina_65 2d ago

Ben Franklin was a poon hound too

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u/No_Conversation7564 2d ago

Yes, he fllew his kite in thunderstorm to learn about electricity, had wood dentures ...

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u/rantlers357 2d ago

Loved bangin hoors.

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u/Material_Inspector50 2d ago

Wood teeth is George Washington my guy

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u/0maha13 2d ago

Ben Franklin knows him though

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u/dingdongdash22 2d ago

Friend of a friend.

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u/SaintWalker2814 2d ago

They met on Tinder.

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u/Thee-End 2d ago

Ben Franklin knows who they are and that my friends is the end of the story.

Bitch

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u/awesomeroy 2d ago

had to add this.

WHO DA BITCH?

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u/SleepingOrTired 2d ago

That is NOT my name!

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u/Michelanvalo 2d ago

Adam22 is the white guy not throwing punches. He does hip hop on YouTube and porn with his fiance (wife now?) Lena the Plugg on Onlyfans

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u/Sweet_Rent_2715 2d ago

Adam 22 is such a wanksta lol just look at his body language when the guy starts swinging 🤣

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u/StoxAway 2d ago

Dudes dad is close friends with fucking Bill Clinton and got pardoned by him. He's about as far away from street as you can be.

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u/Geeg2ez 2d ago

lots of suburb kids getting hooked on drugs and listening to rap music whole heartedly believe they come from the struggle. its just a different sort of camo these type of folks wear as their fashion.

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u/foekus323 2d ago

Had to take another look. He had that suprised look on his face

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u/thewaybaseballgo 2d ago

They must make absolutely insane money from porn. He needs to drop the No Jumper stuff like yesterday. So much violence and retaliation comes from him platforming gang members.

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u/Michelanvalo 2d ago

NoJumper has 4.5 million subscribers on Youtube, which is pretty damn high so he has to be making good money from that. But the videos get like....30k views. That seems low for a podcast with 4.5 million subs.

I wonder if they're buying fake subscribers.

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u/Justin_telligent 2d ago

He for some reason was the guy who brought up a lot of soundcloud era rappers or had them for their first interview. ( e.g. juice world, xxxtentacion,lil pump ,etc.) I think those are left over numbers

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u/pixelatedtrash 2d ago

It most likely is left over numbers. The podcast was actually pretty decent when he first started out, back when the shop was still in downtown LA. He did maintain a good balance of interviews with hip hop favorites and the SoundCloud rappers for a little while.

His Xavier Wulf and the “emo rappers” interviews definitely gained him his cult following. The first time I saw Tekashi69 was in the No Jumper vlogs and that was a while before 69 blew up. That’s also when I started checking out because shit started getting weird.

I wanna say he really started going heavy with the SoundCloud rappers right around the same time his sexual assault allegations came out. I think a lot of people headed out after that one too.

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u/RichBalls 2d ago Gold

Trashy people do trashy things on trashy show

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u/Reasonable_Tap_8364 2d ago

One is a fake pimp who keeps getting exposed.

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u/One_Hand_Smith 2d ago

I mean, he wasn't wrong tho, other guy was a Lil bitch.

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u/meermaalsgeprobeerd 2d ago

And packing some weak punches

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u/Benny0_o 2d ago

THATS WHERE I RECOGNIZE HIM FROM the fucking soft white underbelly 'pimp'.

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u/AdventurousAd1752 2d ago

What you mean one? They both fake pimps

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u/dirtymoney 2d ago

Anyone else see the absurdity of people arguing over which one is a real pimp?

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u/thewaybaseballgo 2d ago

Andrew from Channel 5 really helped me understand how bad No Jumper is. Their glorification of gang members only leads to more violence.

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u/DrProsecco11 2d ago

He made a video on them or went to their shitty podcast? I need to look this up

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u/Swinepits 2d ago

They were in his Chicago drill music based video

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u/ohhhhcanada 2d ago

Always down for a channel 5 ep

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u/DrProsecco11 2d ago

Ohhh, didn't see this one, that must be why. Thanks man.

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u/TouchingWood 2d ago

It's weird af. The host (adam) is literally the son of one of Bill Clinton's buddies who ran several dem campaigns.

It's trashy by choice.

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u/AntTheLorax 2d ago

That’s ghetto af

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u/bertrandnurnumberger 2d ago

I just felt my iq drop

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

Ayup. Two anonymous clowns pretending that being famous means anything, fighting over nothing on a platform no one will remember the name of 5 years from now.

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u/DontNeedThePoints 2d ago

Two anonymous clowns

Ben Franklin knows them.... Poor guy

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u/Separate_Aardvark_70 2d ago

This belongs on the bitch fights page I believe.

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u/FatWookie67 2d ago

EXACTLY!! Pillow hands dropped a 8pc on that shill & never knocked the spit out his mouth

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u/PstainGTR 2d ago

Lol it truly does. Dude was seriously the weakest puncher ive ever seen. When you punch someone that many times and they still can talk shit afterwards it shows how weak you hit. Packing power like a kitten.

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u/GGtesla 2d ago Silver

Ahhhh im doing the maths its all adding up

They both bitches

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u/turtlew0rk 2d ago

I really didn't think he was a bitch until I saw him throw his little punches lol

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u/nastinatibengals 2d ago

Thats kind of soft for hitting a dude sitting. Silly all around.

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u/SomewhatCritical 2d ago

He was punching like I do in my dreams

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u/foxhoundftw 2d ago

AND he spit on him before throwing which, is a bitch ass move too. He didn’t do anything to refute the claim man.

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u/boozebazooka 2d ago

Have you seen the third one, he be like I'm outta here bitches you do your thang.

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u/null1876 2d ago

To be fair, he is clearly a little bitch

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u/Lavashrimp 2d ago

What were those punches?😂 If you can’t handle being called a bitch, I feel like that pretty much settles it.

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u/WinterMedical 2d ago

What kind of man can’t take the most basic, generic insult?

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u/captaindunbar 2d ago

A man with the emotional maturity of a child. Fragile little ego.

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u/kyoubie 2d ago

The kind that’s a lil bitch tbh

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u/AdminsFuckedMeAgain 2d ago edited 2d ago

This dude just had a video leak of him getting absolutely destroyed in a fight for being a fake pimp. Slung around, kicked, slammed, etc. I’m guessing he did this little stunt to reassure the 10 people who know listen to his music that he’s really a bad ass. He also had his chain stolen from someone, and when that someone came on the show, he literally hid from guy

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u/Monster-_- 2d ago

Glad someone said it! How the hell do you throw 10 uncontested punches and have the guy still be functional enough to call you a bitch??

Bitch punches, that's how.

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u/Alien__Yes 2d ago

Who are the idiots and why would people watch them? Pretty smart recording your assault in a society that has become very litigious.

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u/KayBePullin23 2d ago

No jumper is a podcast which usually has some well known people on it. This is for there more die hard fans who watch and follow the pod. They are nobodies.

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u/InsaneRealityWTF 2d ago

No jumper is full of scumbags and trash humans tbh. Ive checked it out and its just trash central.

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u/NJallday57 2d ago

I’d like to concur..he is in fact a bitch.

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u/StinkyPinky94 2d ago

Bunch of trashy ass people. Garbage

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u/SlayingSussySusan 2d ago

You know how in a nightmare when you try to run it feels super slow and weak? He looked like that trying to throw punches like a bitch.

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u/TouchingWood 2d ago

lol - literally was thinking about that dream when I watched it.

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u/Time-Refrigerator674 2d ago

When he says “you is a bitch” right at the end after getting completely pummelled is hilarious 🤣

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u/PixelPnutz06 2d ago

Should've just said "that all you got bitch" with that jesse pinkman tone.

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u/im_wildcard_bitches 2d ago

Well you can at least say he stays true to his convictions. Then all these dudes end up getting shot over the pettiest shit.

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u/Spaced-Cowboy 2d ago edited 2d ago

The other dude came at him while he was sitting down. If freaking out cause someone called you a name and coming in with a sucker punch isn’t bitch-like behavior I don’t know what is.

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u/randomly-generated 2d ago

Well to be fair he took like 30 punches and didn't get KO'd and he was sitting down. So the guy punching was a bitch.

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u/snakebill 2d ago

Guy calls him a bitch so he proceeds to be an absolute bitch and jump up and start hitting a guy sitting down. Bitch move by a bitch.

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u/hawgfan1983 2d ago

Those were some pretty weak punches though. Especially for someone leaning over.

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u/StaredAtEclipseAMA 2d ago

Attacking someone sitting down is cowardly, that leverage is such an advantage during a fight

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u/Corgi_Butt_Loaf 2d ago

Dud had a lighter in his fist

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u/NectarineCute4537 2d ago

who is he ?

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u/Royal_Condition_1716 2d ago Evil Cackle

A bitch

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u/initiate_syntax 2d ago

Jesse has entered the chat

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u/Ill-Organization-719 2d ago

ASK BEN FRANKLIN BITCH

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u/obliquelyobtuse 2d ago

That's Lil Homie in the middle, Bitch Ass on the right, and Keylarius D-Boy on the left, host of the Dumbass Losers Podcast.

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u/Familiar_Reality_100 2d ago

Honestly, you could be completely serious with those names right now and I’d believe you

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u/Equivalent-Brain-379 2d ago

Lil this lil that like a thousand sound cloud tards with Lil in there name

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u/Lavatis 2d ago

Dude proved that he was, in fact, a little bitch.

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u/oooRagnellooo 2d ago

Dude really posted this like it was cool or something lmao. The whole squad sad as fuck

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u/Richard_Whipper 2d ago

Get jumped on.. No Jumper

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u/Odd-Raspberry-5665 2d ago

Trashy af people that run thier mouths on the last two brain cells they have

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u/rauhweltbegrifff 2d ago

Still couldn't knock him out. He a bitch.

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u/Glock-in-my-sock 2d ago

I mean, it is a bitch move to spit on another man..

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u/P4PU 2d ago

Poison Damage +20

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u/One_Egg2116 2d ago

5th grade ass punches, wtf

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u/throwaway49569982884 2d ago

Lol who the fuck are any of these people?!?!

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u/sleestacker 2d ago

if you didn’t know who they were before…umm… nvm, i still don’t.

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u/rocco2332 2d ago

That guy is a bitch punches like a bitch

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u/LasagnaPants2 2d ago

lmao proceeds to swing like a little bitch... i think hes a bitch.

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u/The_Legend_Of_Yami 2d ago

Getting him when he was sitting ? Kind of a bitch move definitely

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u/MosesTheFlamingo 2d ago

Pathetic to hit someone sitting. Dudes got some serious insecurities.

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u/shinuk7 2d ago

I was thinking same. “Let’s go outside” is as old as time and so much more Badass.

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u/DarthDoobz 2d ago

Spit and hits like a bitch.

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u/TheSahsBahs 2d ago

Bitch had a temper tantrum over being called a Bitch.

Guess he really is a Bitch.

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u/Mykeewhodat27 2d ago

Dude swings like he’s underwater

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u/whiskey_tang0_hotel 2d ago

Lol getting triggered for being called a bitch. Everyone in this video is soft as fuck.

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u/pattydickens 2d ago

Who are any of these bitches though?

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u/El-Banquero 2d ago

I don’t know who they are but I would like to beat the shit out of both of them

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u/Swiggin90 2d ago

Why did Adam get so scared?? I thought he was at least a little tougher than that

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u/justdownvote 2d ago

His reaction is so slow, it's like he sat watching a rerun of the fight. WTF

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u/ZeDitto 2d ago

Probably really did not expect to fight someone on camera, on a podcast no less. For that, I can’t blame him.

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u/cant_Im_at_work 2d ago

I got the impression not that he was scared but that he was just thinking, "I'm not getting involved in this bullshit". Can't say I blame him, they're both his guests, not like he can take a side and throw some punches.

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u/thetremulant 2d ago

I'm not a fan of dude, but he's never claimed to be tough lol

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u/BelialGoD 2d ago

Big John McCarthy looking motherfucker somehow even slower than Herb Dean. If he was a UFC referee half of his matches would end in fatalities!

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u/Professional-Pick-71 2d ago

They all bitches.

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u/Fatal1ty67 2d ago

So one bitch got up and had top position on the other bitch and threw some weak ass punches and cut his eye open. Ok…

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u/zxcoblex 2d ago

He sucker punched him, which is a total bitch move.

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u/Sasquatch_butt6162 2d ago edited 2d ago

Nobody knows who he is, yet he's the guest on a podcast.

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u/Ta-late 2d ago

I have no idea who any of these people are, but I am willing to buy them all belts. If someone could send me their contact info that would be great.

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u/ShirtPanties 2d ago

Damn, what a bitch

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u/SnooGadgets7768 2d ago

Well, he punches like a bitch....

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u/DukeMilkem 2d ago

That whole room would have been better with a grenade in it

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u/MediumApartment2080 2d ago

Those are some soft punches

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u/asavagemango 2d ago

Marshmallow punches.

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u/HEL-O_NS 2d ago

The guy wasn't even landing his punches lol

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u/PrestigiousWeb3530 2d ago

Guy on the right is a 19 year old drug addict/pimp. He was featured in a Soft White Underbelly video with a couple of his “workers”. Here’s the video. Honestly really interesting and sad and the girls there.

https://youtu.be/kCMqhEi4KtA

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u/cerberus_1 2d ago

If you attack someone in a non-violent setting for calling you names... well you're a bitch.. I don't care about the outcome. Break from calling for violence on your family or something.. at least let the dude square up.

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u/daveberzack 2d ago

Please can we downvote this and not give these idiots the attention.

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u/GlockinaCroc 2d ago

Lol pillow fists

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u/Swansaknight 2d ago

Those are the weakest… naw not even worth explaining, it’s self evident.

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u/DefinitelyAHuman0 2d ago

Proof that being ghetto doesn’t mean you can fight. Not a fast twitch muscle in that body

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