r/NatureIsFuckingLit 2d ago Silver 3 Gold 1 Helpful 3 Wholesome 3 Wholesome (Pro) 1 Woah Dude 1

🔥 A turtle swimming through a school of fish

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u/glitterglistrup 2d ago Helpful Woah Dude

There's plenty of fish in the sea they said... Me:

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u/ChuloCharm 2d ago

Just need to come out of your shell

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u/catsonmugs 2d ago

removes ribs

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u/MrBrawn 2d ago

If you do that you wont need a relationship.

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u/Kalypso989 2d ago

Like the rumor we all heard as elementary school kids about Marilyn Manson

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u/loveismydrug285 2d ago edited 2d ago

Dude I live in Asia and I heard that. The crazy thing was that people instantly believed it.

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u/_IratePirate_ 2d ago

Not even gonna lie I believed it. I went home and saw how close I could get. Got pretty close

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u/cheebamech 2d ago

I worked in a bar where pre-fame "Marilyn Manson and The Spooky Kids" were the house band; I believe most of what I've heard Brian is into these days, that dude was one weird mfr

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u/loveismydrug285 2d ago

Wow you must have some great stories to tell.

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u/cheebamech 2d ago

I moved from Orlando to Ft. Lauderdale to open a chain of nightclubs; in Ft. Laud I started dating one of our bartenders just to discover that she had broken up with her boyfriend to start dating me, the old boyfriend was MM's keyboardist, so me and that group of guys got on real well
/s

all the guys had stage names that I would use when they came to the bar except Brian(Manson); him I would always call "Brian" just to irritate him because he was a pretentious prick even before he became famous

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u/loveismydrug285 2d ago

See! Like I said ... great stories :)

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u/Z23kG3Cn7f 2d ago

I mean, someone probably did it at some point

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u/MrBrawn 2d ago

You mean Paul from Wonder Years?

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u/PIELIFE383 2d ago

That’s my queue to leave

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u/Ok_Raspberry_6282 2d ago

Is cue being spelled queue part of the joke?

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u/PIELIFE383 2d ago

Nah I just don’t have that good of spelling

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u/Ok_Raspberry_6282 2d ago

Oh I just didn't want to give you a heads up and miss the joke. It's a pretty easy one to mix up and no one knows everything.

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u/RonWisely 2d ago

They say it’s less like getting your dick sucked and more like sucking a dick.

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u/MrBrawn 2d ago

win/win

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u/ProfMcGonaGirl 2d ago

I had a rib removed when I was 7 as last of a spinal fusion surgery to correct scoliosis. They left in the membrane that is around the rib and this the rib grew back.

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u/Atheios569 2d ago

No, not like that!

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u/Globalist2 2d ago

Turtle probably farted

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u/ask-design-reddit 2d ago

That's probably why my ex left me

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u/dotfortun3 2d ago

Because your turtle farted?

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u/DaughterEarth 2d ago

farts did make me consider breaking up with someone once. He exclusively ate bologna sandwiches and it was very bad.

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u/steamedandhammed 2d ago

You got to stop murdering and eating them…

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u/asian_identifier 2d ago

Plenty of fish but you're a turtle

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u/Em4rtz 2d ago

Can’t catch any of them though

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u/alwayssaysyourmum 2d ago

Turtle is on its way to the bar at a very busy nightclub.

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u/nicky9pins 2d ago

It would be nice if all the other patrons moved out of the way for you like this when you were walking around a nightclub haha

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u/Figgy_Pudding3 2d ago

Turtle with his eyes closed: Marco!

100,000 voices at once: Polo!

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u/mngeese 2d ago

Typical Redditor on tinder

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u/Guessed555 2d ago

I believe that’s a university of fish

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u/whenItFits 2d ago

Uhh it's actually an academy of fish.

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u/sentimental_goat 2d ago

At first I thought the white blob in the center were the fish but then I was like what's going on with the water around them. That's a lot of fish.

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u/lemmeputafuckingname 2d ago

That is quite clearly a kindergarten

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u/Polyhedron11 2d ago

Hope that turtle isn't claustrophobic. "Everywhere I go this room is the same fuckin size!"

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u/sandmanbren 2d ago

Dudes just trapped in school, damn... Poor guy, I had nightmares of that when I was younger

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u/Top-Employment-4163 2d ago

All that food! If only I could reach it.

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u/Shubbles_ 2d ago

Hey man. 6 feet away, please.

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u/Top-Employment-4163 2d ago

😂 Now that's what you call social distancing.

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u/Svejkovat 2d ago

Literally why this is called a shoal of fish.

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u/Proper-Map3401 2d ago

Great film footage, what a capture ! Nature can give us some amazing sights.

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u/DogVacuum 2d ago Silver

I agree. When I was on a field trip to an apple orchard as a kid, this other kid was looking up, and a bird shit straight into his mouth.

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u/Proper-Map3401 2d ago

Nature in all its rawness. Amazing and to think that you were there to see it ! Some may say that's destiny.

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u/pagshile 2d ago

The Lord moves in mysterious ways, his wonders to perform.

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u/Rankorking 2d ago

I remember as a kid watching a flock of geese fly overhead with my brother and our two friends and we saw one take a massive dump. Landed on our friends head. Direct hit. Perfect aim. Looked like brown cottage cheese.

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u/IWonderWhereiAmAgain 2d ago

I wish it was just the video without the social media element of "Hey guys! Look what I did!"

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u/loldeadlolz 2d ago Wholesome

I wish people avoided me like that.

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u/TheDevilsAdvokaat 2d ago

They would if you ate them...

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u/Produkt 2d ago

Sea turtles don’t eat fish

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u/working-acct 2d ago

So the fish are just discriminating against him for no reason.

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u/EOD_Dork 2d ago

In defense of the fish, turtles often have extremely polarizing political views.

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u/brcguy 2d ago

Seriously we let one turtle into the senate and the fucker just about destroyed democracy. These fish know what’s up. Don’t let turtles into your government, keep ‘em in t here garden where they belong.

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u/Produkt 2d ago

The default behavior of baitfish is “be scared of everything.” Even when I am fishing and trying to catch baitfish with a lure that resembles their food, they will do the same thing to the lure as they do to this turtle if the lure doesn’t appear convincing enough.

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u/anniMac3747 1d ago

Right- go straight to racism! Geez

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u/TheDevilsAdvokaat 2d ago

I didn't know this. I double checked and it looks like you are right...TIL.

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u/roguetrick 2d ago

No he's not. They don't generally eat fish, usually sponges, invertebrates or jellyfish. Most are carnivores though and they will eat fish. At 10 percent or less of their diet depending on species. I'd avoid swimming near the mouth if I was a fish.

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u/TheDevilsAdvokaat 2d ago

Ah ok. Thanks...

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u/ripSammy101 1d ago

Yes they do. I don't think they actively hunt for fast moving fish like the ones here but they definitely eat fish. If the fish didn't avoid the turtle, they would be eaten which gives the fish a good reason to be avoiding the turtle.

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u/Eapangu 2d ago

Indeed, I love everybody...

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u/loldeadlolz 2d ago

Who says I wouldn't.-

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u/ItalnStalln 2d ago edited 1d ago

I 'ate I'm.

gasp

I 'ate 'is li'le face.

gasp

I 'ate the mess 'e left bah the door tew!

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u/Visual_Ad3724 2d ago

I wish people noticed me

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u/Misconduct 2d ago

Right? Like, if people wouldn’t die I’d like to go back to when Covid was making everyone get away from me

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u/Borge_Luis_Jorges 2d ago

You know, probably that turtle also think fish are crowding around it trying to make conversation. It's just a matter of perspective.

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u/FirstEvolutionist 2d ago

I wish the opposite. But it's difficult for people to accept me the way I am. I understand, but it still hurts emotionally. At least I spend less buying deodorant and other hygiene products.

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u/Phillip_Lipton 2d ago edited 2d ago

Wait. What?

Dude are you not hygienic because you're depressed, or you just never use soap and you aren't realizing that you are physically repelling others?

You HAVE to wash yourself.

That's being a human being.

Not even a part of society. It's like the baseline of existing.

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u/DarlingMollie 2d ago

I guess he knows to go slow in a school zone

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u/Comf0rtableAnxiety 2d ago

When I try to talk to girls

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u/tekko001 2d ago

You just need to come out of your shell

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u/I_dont_thinks 2d ago

This kills the turtle.

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u/FlounderGoi 2d ago

Poor turtle just wants to hang out

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u/anemptypot 2d ago

the black thing surrounding are fish, couldn't get in my first glance

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u/ThisGirlLikesTurtles 2d ago

Yeah, it's so dense it looks like seaweed or something

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u/SlapDonkeys 2d ago

Yeah, at first I thought the bright circle in the middle was added after filming so we could see the turtle better. I didn't realize everything around it was fish.

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u/Upset-Oil938 2d ago

I honestly thought it was at nighttime, and his drone had some high powered spotlight.

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u/kevonicus 2d ago edited 2d ago

That was my first thought, then I thought it was an elevated area he was swimming above, then I realized what was happening.

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u/hollygirl4111 2d ago

I thought he was swimming on a sandbar or something

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u/iUsedtoHadHerpes 2d ago

Yeah at first I was like "does your drone have a spotlight on it?" and then it clicked.

I thought the rocks were the fish at first and the fish were like the nighttime ocean or something. I also had my screen brightness a little low.

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u/jefekarma 2d ago

The “school of fish” part gave that away in the title

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u/Cbombo87 2d ago

Serious eyeball vibes from this.

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u/grpagrati 2d ago

Guys, guys, it's not me that farted I swear

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u/kvexatious 2d ago

turtle creates eye in hurricane of fish

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u/deep6er 2d ago

Somehow, despite the impression of mankind, this flavor of beauty remains in our oceans. We are truly lucky.

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u/I_Hate_ 2d ago

That turtle has a big force field.

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u/hdpeandpet 2d ago

Marco!!!

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u/fuggystar 2d ago

Polo!!!!

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u/AuthenticOyster 2d ago

I guess that's why they call them 'see' turtles 🐢👀

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u/purple_hamster66 2d ago

‘Scuse me, pardon me… scuse me… opps, sorry… just tryin’ to get to the bar… didn’t see you there…

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u/kejcao 2d ago

Must be terrifying to be in the middle of that.

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u/nyyvi 2d ago

Fog of war

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u/macks77 2d ago

Is that the teacher?

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u/domomunk 1d ago

anyone know the song name?

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u/Coco-Bum 2d ago

Great shot

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u/HLCMDH 2d ago

Wrong that's a university of fish...

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u/PlasticMix8573 2d ago

What kind of fish are those? Where is this at?

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u/DankDankmark 2d ago

Chinese fishermen on their way!

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u/alphabet_order_bot 2d ago

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.

I have checked 1,187,236,407 comments, and only 231,647 of them were in alphabetical order.

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u/Sea-Head-and-Jupiter 2d ago

the world is so fucking gnarly dudeee

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u/redline314 2d ago

I don’t know where this is, bou can experience something similar in Cabo Pulmo, Mx with zebra fish on their boat tours. It’s fucking wild. I also had the most magical moment with a sea turtle there, unforgettable.

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u/-Mr_Unknown- 2d ago

Average Redditor social life: Visualised.

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u/darkwing42 2d ago

EVERYBODY MOVE

~Fezzik

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u/RamboDash15 2d ago

Me walking through a crowded hallway with freshly shit pants

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u/LightSparrow 2d ago

My brain couldn’t process what I was seeing at first. I didn’t realize that was FISH. I thought the blue area was ocean water and the white circle in the center was some sort of giant jellyfish.

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u/Dylan_The_Developer 2d ago

Lmao fish racism

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u/blanchedubois3613 2d ago

Me at the mall during Christmas season

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u/AlwaysChristmas2 2d ago

Awesome picture!

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u/Krumm34 2d ago

Nobody wants to play with me.

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u/majestic_failure 2d ago

This is how I feel emotionally in life lol.

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u/doniseferi 2d ago

Bu-ka-ki

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u/Senna-H 2d ago

Tbf i thought it was the nordstream gas leak lol

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u/BuDeep 2d ago

That’s a university of fish

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u/GreatandBetter 2d ago

Deodorant not working eh?

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u/Man_Weird 2d ago

School of fish , is it collective noun for fishes?

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u/vinocet 2d ago

Bruh that ain't a school. That's a city.

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u/threetealeaves 2d ago

Ohhhh soooo cool!!!

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u/YesilFasulye 2d ago

That looks more like a university of fish.

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u/DasBauHans 2d ago

A) Amazing shot. B) Fascinating how the fish know which direction the turtles head points. No pun here, I’m serious.

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u/Zhang5 2d ago

Sisyphus the turtle

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u/IStalkReddit123 2d ago

"There's plenty of fish in the sea"

The plenty of fish in the sea:

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u/Adeptness_Lanky 2d ago

Manners maketh the fish

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u/etopata 2d ago edited 1d ago

Check that turtle for weapons!

This is why we need a good turtle with a gun at every school.

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u/JunWasHere 2d ago

Them (on the phone): What do you mean you can't get out? Where are you?

Turtle: ...The fish aisle.

Them: Well, get out of the fish aisle. Turn around, what do you see?

Turtle: More fish. I can't get out, there's only fish. IT'S ALL FISH!

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u/LookAtYourEyes 2d ago

It's so weird hearing the gospel songs I grew up listening to in church being turned into lo-fi songs. Like, yeah I finally escaped the toxic church culture and now you guys are... Remixing it?

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u/AmazonianChicana 2d ago

Scuse me 🐢

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u/PixelCortex 2d ago

This is what I come here for, top quality.

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u/LKN4DEETS 2d ago

I love this

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u/atlviacak 2d ago

They were filming a Disney movie

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u/Ork_dork 2d ago

Clearly fish hate those stupid turtles too, so can we bring back plastic straws

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u/tofuonplate 2d ago

My online dating experience

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u/IceNein 2d ago

Those fish are fucking assholes. Obviously that turtle is lonely and wants to make new friends. They're just taunting him.

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u/Platoribs 2d ago

That turtle is having an epic fight with a princess Mononoke worm monster

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u/ScaredD69 2d ago

People who say “who asked” when you talk about your interests to a friend and they aren’t even in the conversation:

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u/_14justice 2d ago

Fascinating. What is that "spotlight" effect?

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u/Giraffiesaurus 2d ago

The way I feel in social situations.

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u/Lamehatred 2d ago

aw lawd he comin

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u/ZooLife1 2d ago

Thinks of all The amazing things we missed out on seeing before the internet. Not only that but imagine all the amazing things going on at any moment in our lives.

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u/WAT0020 2d ago

had it the other way round, thought the fish were the lighter bit and had excepted the turtle.

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u/Cr0fter 2d ago

When they say there's other fish in the sea

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u/bobo13654 2d ago

Agar.io

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u/AaronBenne 2d ago

Why not just swim around them instead of being an asshole turtle!

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u/lifesnotfair2u 2d ago

They were rehearsing for Ariel's debut

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u/Discipline-Destiny 2d ago

What kind of drone are you using OP?

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u/PoliteCanadian2 2d ago

“Guys why is everyone swimming away? I just want to play.” <sobs in turtle>

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u/DrVaginaPuncher 2d ago

It's like when you float a bunch of black pepper on water then touch it with some dish soap.

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u/threepiecesofbread 2d ago

He has an anti-fish forcefield

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u/DrMabuseKafe 2d ago

perfection.

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u/AllTheCheese2007 2d ago

All I can think is, “Swim away, swim away!” Nemo, you’ve failed me again

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u/ShirtPanties 2d ago

Holy shit at first I thought there was something underneath the turtle… sand… it’s the sand at the bottom of the water 🤦‍♂️

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u/Trapiwe 2d ago

And then there is me who would cast a fishing rod and still cant get a bite

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u/EmuFun6808 2d ago

Soothing.

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u/GodzillaHunter1 2d ago

Righteous...Righteous

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u/TheCivikaos 2d ago

The eye of the storm.

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u/wraith21 2d ago

It's like the A Plague Tale games when you carry a light source in a rat infested area

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u/headmistress01 2d ago

That’s so amazing 🥰

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u/mikzuit 2d ago

Nice, what are they studying?

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u/Inside_Shake_1627 2d ago

A school that's an Ohio State orfinege

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u/JugglerNorbi 2d ago

All my followers. My post.

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u/pepperforestangel 2d ago

Memorizing!

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u/nft_raper 2d ago

this looks like that one game

you know

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u/Santasbodyguar 2d ago

Segregation at its finest

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u/acklaysquadron 1d ago

Not gonna lie, at first I thought it was a giant butthole coming up

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u/Jakaboy_22 1d ago

WAIT THAT BLACK STUFF IS A WHOLE BUNCH OF FISH?

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u/ItsYaBoiQue 1d ago

Bruh that's a university of fish

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u/greatskies23 1d ago

Does that affect his/her self-esteem?

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u/worony 1d ago

He plays genshin impact

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u/plafki 1d ago

A school? That is like the whole damn education!

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u/Cyrano_Nose 1d ago

Speaking of drones.

Somebody needs to attach some gopros to turtles and stream that. I'd sub in a minute.

There's a couple out there, but they are 5 min videos or so. Some scientists did a gopro on the fin of a great white and it was a super fun watch for all 2 mins of it.

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u/Moon__Dog 1d ago

Totally

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u/HattyMunter 1d ago

It took me a good few seconds to understand wtf I was looking at

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u/MysticEnchantress1 1d ago

That’s so peaceful to watch

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u/NightGolfer 1d ago

Cooties.

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u/Wasteroftime34 1d ago

Almost forms a perfect circle. Super cool

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u/faultydagger 1d ago

Oceans natural spotlight

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u/Separate-Elephant-25 2d ago

Reminds me of the time I unleashed a warm silent Taco bell fart in geoography class, the teacher even left the room.

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u/Pujiman 2d ago edited 2d ago

The fish will do this to the turtle nonstop until it dies of hunger. The thousands of fish keep the turtle confused and lost, unable to see past all of their bodies.

Edit: This is just a joke people. I don’t think fish gang up on sea turtles.

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u/And-ray-is 2d ago

This is BS. The fish are not passively hunting turtles. You can see the edge of the school in the right corner of the video and a turtle would just give up rather than starve itself to death

This is one of those things that seems plausible enough people buy it, but it's not. I don't know this for a fact, but it just sounds too farfetched to be the case.

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u/AtrophiedTraining 2d ago

It sounds plausible. Have it die from exhaustion and hunger, then eat it. Any source?

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u/Ansiau 2d ago edited 2d ago

Absolutely no source. Sea turtles are in general either herbivorous or Omnivorous, Though they may feed on Fish, it is not a primary source of their diet, and they can get by eating the shit growing on the rocks, or even the crabs or lobsters they find skittering around, or even jellyfish that float by, anemones, sponges, and a wide variety of nonsense. They are not obligate piscavores, and the fish schools don't kill them. The fish actively move away from them and keep a boundary, and the turtle can cruise any direction they want. The large school is not going to "Actively seek to kill" the turtle, and even if they did constantly "Move" to keep the turtle covered in fish, it can, you know, just eat the shit in it's circle and keep moving to make the circle move to somewhere else to show it more shit to eat. Plus the turtle can see just fine under them. you can see their shadow on the video, and it shows they aren't packed from surface to sand.

In fact, they do this with anything within their boundaries. Here's some Atlantic menhaden doing the same to a shark: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEKjFfHG_lM&ab_channel=KHOU11

Here's another of sharks in a fish school: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjSxHNhtTyE&ab_channel=CGTN

Often times these schools are together like this to either feed or spawn themselves, and in large numbers often there's predators around that try to take advantage of them.

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u/-millenial-boomer- 2d ago

Only need one Dory

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u/Illustrious_Salad_87 2d ago

Great catch OP, shame the turtle was having the same luck

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u/Zequax 2d ago

dam even fish be racist

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u/FknGruvin 2d ago

My relatives: Don't worry, there's plenty of fish in the sea.

Me:

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u/johnny_ringo 2d ago

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u/GOPGUNLUv 2d ago

The turtle is brown because it eats animals… if it was green it is eating plants

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